Hi, I’m a portable sneeze guard. You can call me Gary. Gary Sinisegard. How am I, an inanimate object, typing this, you ask? … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Okay fine, if you absolutely can’t sleep without an answer, let the site administrator know, and maybe Cutplex will make the next blog post title be “How Our Sneeze Guards Are Able To Think Thoughts And Then Type Them And Then Post Them On The Internet,” and all will be revealed. Until then, kindly read on. Now, I want...

Plexiglass is awesomesauce. As an aside, I can type awesomesauce and my auto correct feature ignores it, thereby telling me that there is no spelling correction needed. I looked it up, it’s in the Oxford Dictionary. However, they seemed to have forgotten to put in the picture of the plexiglass. I’m emailing them now. All caps.

What if there was a frame that folded up into a small shipping box, assembled with a single (supplied) tool, where the screen could, well, “just pop in there” like a Ghostbuster thinking about a Marshmallow Man? What if the screen could fold, no, better yet, roll up for packing into the box?